I won’t lie, part of me was tempted to call this recipe “basic bitch popcorn” thanks to the all-too-familiar stigma surrounding everyone’s favorite seasonal flavor. Oh, pumpkin spice isn’t your favorite seasonal flavor? Let’s be honest about two things here.
1) Pumpkin spice is definitely your favorite seasonal flavor. Don’t try to hide that fact. It is, get over it, that’s life. We’re all basic bitches.
2) There’s nothing basic about this particular popcorn, in the literal sense. Basic popcorn would be plain. Thank you, Webster’s dictionary. You’ve done your job.